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2016 CONS
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Storyline:  LAME NAME 

Have you heard of the greatest scientific discovery of the century? I remember when I was 11 years old and I learned that we would never know what color dinosaurs are.

We do now.

That's right. 5th grade grade classes across the country the world, are going to have to get new text books. All the dinosaur artists ever will be rehired to repaint all of the dinosaurs in said text books with the correct colors. This is how the recession ends, people. The economy will be revitalized. Children will learn to laugh again. Everyone gets a color Kindle with free-wifi-for-life.

It will be beautiful.

 --David McG