On left is my author bio from the back of the print edition of Gastrophobia volume one. On the right is a more up-to-date version of the same bio.

The first pic wasn't even an accurate representation of me in 2010. I blame dysphoria.

"Well," I said to myself, "this is what I look like: a man," drawing a frowning unshaven dead-eyed zombie.

Nowadays, I get a lot of my socks from places like Sock Dreams, but weirdly enough, Target has some of the cutest women's socks.